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I'ma leave it at that

"I want to feel my life while I’m in it."

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— 8 hours ago with 8488 notes

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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— 17 hours ago with 506337 notes
tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





this is just perfect in every way

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

this is just perfect in every way

— 17 hours ago with 112435 notes

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

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— 1 day ago with 415711 notes

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

(via humorking)

— 1 day ago with 542852 notes

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(via humorking)

— 1 day ago with 315060 notes